去 clubbing!

Cyrus 作品

A: Cyrus, let's go clubbing!

B: go la!

Cyrus: ......

A: Go la, every time ask you also not going one

B: Every exciting! free! Can do whatever you want!

A: Got hot chicks,  bombastic music! super exciting!

Cyrus: Which club we go? from what time to what time? 

how much we budget?anyone fetch me back? Total how many people go? 

Tomorrow I got class... would police suddenly come?......

赶

Cyrus 作品

Cyrus: So fast man!

Nixon: So rushing eh? so fast

Cyrus: They got lots of petrol fee

still need to stop? we go Touch n Go eh!

国产车

MIKE: This car is nice! next time I will buy this car!

Dai Gor: International car? Why not local car?

If you drive local car, even crushed by other, you'll only scold him few words, and then claim his insurance

but if you have an international car, for only Scratched by anyone, you'll gone mad

MIKE: Now I see! So I will buy local car!

Dai Gor: Yes! Support local products!

多种文化

Cyrus 作品

It's a culture when people wear headphone listen to music in train

It's a culture when people squeeze out from the train

It's a culture when seeing people with same hairstyle but different  dress up at the street

It's a culture when saw some ladies with branded stuffs and iPhone

It's a culture when seeing all people with iPhone but myself using Blackberry

So, our own also a culture, be creative, be myself

SS

Candy: heik!

Candy: so cute~

Dai Gor: 36 pieces

Candy: ha! Scare you!

Dai Gor: 125 pieces!

Candy: Haha, upload all to Facebook! kill all guys!

Dai Gor: SO LAME You! Only home boy will fall to you!

优惠

MIKE: what?

Dai Gor: Go for coffee? There's an offer on that cafe!

MIKE: Really? let's go!

Waiter: Are you couple? you are able to buy one free one!

Dai Gor: Yes! give me two cappuccino!

MIKE: boom!

999

Oh My! car accident!

Not good! faster call ambulance!

不三不四

I have a friend, his appearance look so girl

MIKE: yo! wassup!

His name is Mike, luckily his characteristic is still a man

MIKE: Long time no see man! Hey, any nice drink here?

Dai Gor: White coffee here is not bad though!

MIKE: Owh! she's coming!

MIKE: Introducing, this is my girl friend, MANDY

Dai Gor: WOW! perfect match!

评语

Candy: Nice drawing! Shan!

Shan: Really?

really nice!  wow!

Shan: Still ok la! haha!

Dai Gor: I think not nice la...

Candy: see, her face burned for whole whole day, I think you better apologize with her
Dai Gor: what did I offended to her?

MORAL: 讽刺＋小气＝不和平
(sarcastic+stingy=unpeace)

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